Yeah, yeah, I hear ya. Social networking, online interaction, texting… it’s all gonna replace real interaction. We’ll be like the people in the mobile chaise lounges in Wall-E. A sociologist I know once told me that humans would evolve so that they have tiny heads, but huge fingers to type with. Blah blah blah.
There’s not gonna be paper anymore soon because of computers.
The Amish will dwindle and disappear by the end of the twentieth century.
Soon it will be possible for a man to marry a horse if he wants to.
Me? I’m in touch with people I wouldn’t otherwise be in touch with. Some of them I also personally interact with face-to-face more than I would otherwise.
“Learn to swim.
See you down in Arizona Bay.”
[Actual fave line in that song: “Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits”]